May 2013
3 tags
today i have to study my ass off, finish assignments and clean my room. just gonna wait and see what i’ll procrastinate away first.
3 tags
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
1 tag
2 tags
3 tags
1 tag
i have the best taste in clothes im just too poor and fat to prove it
SM releases stuff when: you're in the bathroom, showering, sleeping, eating, studying, out with friends, texting, at school, at work, not paying attention
SM doesn't release stuff when: you're ready and waiting
3 tags
australiansanta:
hepatitisbey:
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
gullacass:
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
2 tags
thethrillofit:
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
3 tags
onemanshighfashionblog:
isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
1 tag
napoleonbonerhard:
napoleonbonerhard:
i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
trapical:
to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me
shinees-back:
Korean doesn’t even sound like a foreign language to me anymore. Even though I can’t understand it, my brain just recognizes it.
azunyannakano:
how do i manage to make such a mess of my room when all i do is sit in one spot for 24 hours
wanglnciaga:
so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or
2 tags
dickcraft:
this video explains everything in my life
principatus:
fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
angelsofthelord:
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
1 tag
equisollux:
zombiecthulu:
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
1 tag